April 30th, 2007
Cooking Runs in the Family
Don’t laugh at me, but I have screwed up instant potatoes! Yes I know you add water milk and butter. I forgot the milk. I was busy doing something else. I blame my mother. She’s forgotten a main ingredient in one of my favorite meals, not once, but twice. She was making Tuna Helper and I told her it tasted funny. She told me to be quiet and eat it. So I ate some more of it. And I was still complaining because it still didn’t taste right. So she starts listing what she all put in there: milk, water, tu–oh no, she forgot the tuna. This was like 10 years ago. And I admit I was about to let it go, but then 5 years ago she did it again. So now I never let her live it down. I know my sister, Lisa, has had her share of cooking debacles. I can only think one thing she always gets made fun of for something to do with Angel food cake, but you’d have to ask her. I think I was like 3 at the time. Granted that would make her 7.


