Karebear Central

When you drop a bottle of soda, wait about 5 minutes before opening it.  We were at my cousin’s birthday party, and I had decided I was thirsty.  I went to go get a Mountain Dew, and decided to do a bottle.  My first mistake.  When I tried to tear it off of the others, I took the one that dropped. I walked over by everyone else and opened the bottle a minute later, spraying myself.  And then for some reason, just stood there while it sprayed.  Really, I should have because I did trail it all over the floor then.  So never take the bottle that drops on the floor. 

I need to check my schedule the night before.  I set the alarm for 4 this morning, but realized as I laid in bed, I could not leave as early as I wanted to from work today because I have a meeting.  Then I could not get back to sleep. 

I really do not understand how I have really no problem taking shots when we are out at the bars on the weekends.  I have had some really nasty shots too.  But when I have to take a shot of NyQuil, when I am sick,  it takes so much mental preparation. 

I am not as young as I used to be.  I haven’t went out in about 6-8 weeks downtown because that scene was just getting too old for me.  I went out for a bachelorette party last night and woke up this morning sooo tired.  I got 8 hours of sleep, but I was exhausted.  So about 4 o’clock I took what was supposed to be a 30 minute nap.  I woke up about 10 to 6.  So now when I want to go to bed, I’m not tired.  Ahh, live and learn! 

Maybe I need to let my husband do the laundry.  He made a comment the other day about how he never has any clean pants, but it always seems I am downstairs washing a load.  I do do about 2 loads a week, but I guess somehow his pants seem to fall into the load that I don’t get to. 

Before putting an old smoke alarm away, make sure to take the battery out.  Also make sure you know exactly where it is!  Or else you’ll hear a beep every 30 seconds that will annoy you when you end up changing the new smoke alarm’s batteries and that doesn’t work.  And then sit there and try to figure out what the beeping is and where is coming from.

When I want to take a shower, I need to remember not to start the clothes washer, unless I want a really cold shower.

Spam email is annoying. The fun thing about it is though,to see what type of things you tend to get. I get Black and Christian dating emails and also Colon cleanser. What types of things have I been giving my email address on? Do they know something I don’t know? Kind of makes a girl wonder sometimes. I will be more careful with giving out my email address from now on.

When mixing a drink at home, before taking a sip, stir a little and don’t have the straw at the bottom of the cup!

When the cat is following me around, rubbing up and meowing, its not because he likes me. His food dish is empty.